Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I got inside last night via doggy door
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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