he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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