I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I love you. Go after that dick
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Randomize
