Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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