3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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