Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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