Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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