My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
