I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
it was like eating out sand paper
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just invented taco cereal.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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