ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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