let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize