I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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