She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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