I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
did i just pee glitter
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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