What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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