He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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