I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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