Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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