i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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