Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My vagina is very pro this idea
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize