Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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