is your mom at the bar?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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