# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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