We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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