if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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