that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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