The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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