I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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