Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
she smelled like a LAN party
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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