I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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