Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He did a backflip because drugs
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