I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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