Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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