she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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