hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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