Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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