People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Randomize
