i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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