My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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