quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
where are my pants?
in the oven.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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