Dual....:-)
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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