If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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