Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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