Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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