Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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