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hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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