Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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