well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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