Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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