I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
