You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
