is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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