You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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