she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize