Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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