angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It all started with a game of naked twister.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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