Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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