What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I will be naked everywhere
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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